Stephanie. (_______i_wander) wrote in true_l1fe,

Darrell suggested I bring some life.

It feels weird not doing an LJ-cut for this, and not having to put a 6 pictures and having to advertise this community to two others communities and show the link and compliment the mods yadda yadda yadda rating communities suck


Name: Steph
Age/birthday: shfifteenteen. 1/15/89
Hometown: Greenshboro, NC
Status: Cold
Stats: 15 pts a game
Gender:  Female

Drink: Cola
Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail and also the Princess Bride
Genre of Music: It might be easier to say though that the only genre I don't like is r&b.
Band: Demon Hunter

Write a few sentences as to why your life is interesting enough to post on here.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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